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Moles and Moles of Well....Molecules

Did you know that today is observed as Mole Day in the US and Canada? No, no, not a member of the Talpidae family, but the good old fashioned mole of molecular fame! Back in 1991, the National Mole Day Foundation was founded- my link is to the wiki for this, since sadly, on this Mole Day, the link to their site is down. So, in keeping with the Mole theme, here are some silly mole jokes to brighten an otherwise dreary day!

Q: What happens when you take 6.023 X10^23 molecules of sugar and squish them?
A: You get moleasses!
Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?

A: When they made him, they broke the Moled
Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in maths?
A: Moletiplication
Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens
Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills
Q: What did Avogadro get when he made an intoxicating blend of chocolate, chiles, garlic, onions and nuts?
A: The best mole that side of Mexico.
Q: What are 6.023 X10^23 bivalves called?
A: Mole-luscs

 

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